Chic Report has no words to describe the following email, which landed in our inbox this morning. All emphasis theirs…

This Holiday Wrap ‘The Package’ Properly

Deck the halls with balls…
Nuts roasting on an open fire…

Do tight, uncomfortable underwear have you changing or omitting lyrics to your favorite holiday melodies?  If so, bring the cheer back to where it counts most – your underwear.

Have I completely lost it… stick with me..

EQUMEN, the brand behind the core precision undershirts (aka “Wondershirt) that slim and trim up to three inches instantly, introduces a new line of precision underwear that promise a load of health benefits including:

• Improving posture and gait
• Contouring, smoothing and lifting in all the right places
• Supporting muscles
• Controlling body temperature (keeps the boys at the optimal temperature)
• Managing moisture (no more jock itch)

I will follow up with you in a couple of days regarding how Equmen Precision Underwear (www.equmen.com) can fit into upcoming coverage. In the interim, please contact me for hi-res images and/or samples.

Thank you,
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