Correspondence We Actually Received: Extreme Beauty Edition

Chic Report remembers those middle school days of cake batter-flavored Bonnebell lip gloss, and we even have a vague memory of Jessica Simpson launching a line of edible lotions and cosmetics (we tried to repress that one)–but it seems that food-scented products are back…
Hi There –
Trick or Treat! As Halloween approaches, these two words can frighten you and your waistline. For women who are tired of fighting back the temptation of grabbing a chocolate bar, there is a new way to indulge your inner child: the Chocolat Special Hair Care line by Brazilian company nuNAAT!
nuNAAT’s Chocolat Special offers you the chance to indulge yourself in the sweet smell of chocolate, without expanding your waistline. The scent of chocolate alone has been proven to increase theta brain waves, which in turn relaxes you. With Chocolat Special, the scent of chocolate can follow you and keep you relaxed all day long!
Happy Halloween!
Best,
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