…Chic Report advises you to skip this post. We encountered Perez Hilton at last night’s DSquared2 party, and the gossip blogger seemed to be missing something. Escuse me, we offered, but we noticed you aren’t wearing any pants. Turns out the disturbing effect was intentional–an homage to Lady Gaga, he explained. To which we say: We love you, Gaga, but do you see what you’ve done? Please, stop the madness!